{"id":2692,"date":"2020-03-22T15:19:43","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T19:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2020-03-30T13:50:26","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T17:50:26","slug":"ypp-ynahteb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/?p=2692","title":{"rendered":"Y!PP: Ynahteb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>In memory of Ynahteb, first mate of the Perilous Puppets. 1983-2018<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" src=\"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/2020-03_Ynahteb.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2693\" srcset=\"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/2020-03_Ynahteb.png 1000w, http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/2020-03_Ynahteb-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/2020-03_Ynahteb-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/2020-03_Ynahteb-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Me&nbsp;hearties,&nbsp;raise&nbsp;yer&nbsp;glasses<br \/>To the finest of lasses<br \/>Ever to sail on this ocean<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In purple and gold<br \/>She broke every mold<br \/>And earned our heartfelt devotion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her hammers could fix<br \/>A ship blasted to sticks<br \/>And glittered like the sun on the waves<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With sass and a smile<br \/>And occasional guile<br \/>She managed our ships full of knaves<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When searching fer plunder<br \/>Her fists hit like thunder<br \/>While we sailed the charted worlds&#8217; ends<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So while the winds blow<br \/>May her memory glow<br \/>In the hearts of her crew and her friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In memory of Ynahteb, first mate of the Perilous Puppets. 1983-2018 Me&nbsp;hearties,&nbsp;raise&nbsp;yer&nbsp;glassesTo the finest of lassesEver to sail on this ocean In purple and goldShe broke every moldAnd earned our heartfelt devotion Her hammers could fixA ship blasted to sticksAnd &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/?p=2692\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,437],"tags":[17,7,82],"class_list":["post-2692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-crew","tag-emerald","tag-puzzle-pirates","tag-ynahteb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2695,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions\/2695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/perilouspuppets.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}